I slob you.

Do you know a slob? Have you ever been in a situation with a roommate, boyfriend / girlfriend or spouse that does not clean? Are you a slob only to have found yourself out-slobbed one day by a person that can out-filth you. Do you agree that there are different levels of sloppy? You can always find someone richer and poorer than you and that goes for slobs. A true slob is cool with a room that is never clean, since the day they moved in it was never really in place, a slob is cool with that. Dealing with a true slob is much like dealing with an alcoholic, there is nothing you can do but make yourself miserable! Are you in the business of changing people? -thats funny

If you are a slob and you are reading this, and you are OK with being a SLOB, and you are OK with making trails of messes in the domains of others then fine. You are a SLOB and you accept that you are a SLOB and yes there is nothing we around you can do but clean up your mess. You frustrate us and you win, but remember you always have a choice. Being a SLOB tells the world that you do not care about details and that the world you create around you which is messy, is a direct reflection of you what is going on in your head. We care about you, we love you and we THE UN-SLOBS will deal with you and accept your inability to clean your mess. Life will balance out but try to at least clean the kitchen from time to time?

So us the UN-SLOBS have a choice. We can leave or move out ! No...not really, the SLOB does not expose its true self until we are completely emotionally attached, or children are involved. Do not fight back and try to be messy, that is like giving candy to a child, slobs love that and you care more about yourself. Love that slob and say funny things about them in your head when you feel yourself getting mad .... that will make you smile instead of fighting. Have your space to keep clean and keep it the way you want and if
the SLOB invades that, this is what you have to do. You have to take the entire mess the SLOB has created and you need to pick a room you do not go in and put the slobs mess in there. Put everything from snickers wrappers, pencils, clothes etc. in the pile. You see this way you clean, you feel a sense of revenge and you help the SLOB sort through their belongings in a confined area. Good Luck UN-SLOB your not alone.

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